Polo's for the Top Shelf GPP

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  • Regular price $24.00


Are you an exquisite GPP with upper level interests in tech but programming and doing all that uber nerdy s*** is beyond your frame of f**** to give? Then you deserve a shirt that fits your esteemed position. You are the General Purpose Person that other generally purposed people aim to be. Treat yo'self.

• 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton pique (sport grey has 10% polyester)
• Relaxed fit
• Detailed left chest embroidery
• Double needle bottom hem for a sleek finish
• Gauranteed to make your crush laugh in a really flirty way.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest width (inches) 19 21 23 25 27
Length (inches) 28 ½ 30 31 32 33